It’s been a busy year! With all the summit confrontations, Brexit negotiations, sweeping legislations, public consultations, non-apologetic mansplanations and social media defamations, you may have forgotten to send your Christmas and New Year’s greeting cards. Even European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker’s spokesman glumly admitted this week he’d gotten nothing from the boss.
'I am not personally aware of Christmas cards being sent by President Juncker, I haven't received one myself,' says a sad-eyed @A_WintersteinEC after @JamesCrisp6 asked whether T.May got one
— Danny Kemp (@dannyctkemp) December 21, 2017
Don’t worry, we’ve got this. Here’s a selection of e-cards pre-written and ready to send from some of Europe’s busiest or at least most distracted public figures.
Photo-illustrations by Tim Ball; Source images by Getty, AFP and iStock
